There were these three Eskimos in Alaska,and one time while they were at their local bar.they got to talking about how cold it was outside,and how cold their igloos were.They could agree on everything but whose igloo was the coldest,so they decided to determine who,indeed,had the coldest igloo.
   They went tu the first Eskimo's igloo,where he said"Whatch this!"and pourde a cup of water into the air.Well,the water forze in mid -air and fell onto the floor.
   "Not bad"said the other Eskimos,but each maintained their igloo was colder still.
   So they went to the second Eskimo's igloo,and he said"Whatch this!"and took a big breath and exhaled,whereupon his breath froze into a big lump and fell to the floor.
   "Wow ,that's colder than mine!"said the firet Eskimo.But the third Eskimo exclaimed his was colder still.So they ended up at the the third Eskimo's igloo.He said""Whatch this!"and went into the bedroom,threw back the thick furs,and retrieved one of several small balls of ice there.He took it,put it in a spoon,and held a match under it.When it heated up enough,it went ."
   He won.