It's So Dry In Texas That````
  The cows are giving evapotated milk.
  The trees are whistling for the dogs.
  A sad Texan once prayed,"I wish it would rain-not so much for me,I've seen it -but for my 7 -year-old.
  A visitor to Texas once asked,"Dose it ever rain put here?" A rancher quickly answered"Yes,it does.Do you remember htat part in the Bible where it rained for 40 days and 40 nights?" the visitor replied,"Yes I 'm familiar with Noah's flood.""well," the rancher puffed up,we got about two and a half inches of that.

     得克萨斯州的天气太干了以至于``````
     母牛们产的都是炼乳。
     树都在不停的为小狗们吹着口哨。
     一位忧愁的得克萨斯人曾经祈祷说：“我祈求下雨——不只是为了我，要不是7岁那年，我到现在还没见过雨呢！”
     一位到过得克萨司州的游客曾经 问过这样的话：“在这里以外的地方以前都下过雨吗？”一位农场主很快就回答：“是的，下过。你还记得圣经里连下了40天雨的那个故事吗？”游客回答，“是的，诺亚洪水的故事我很熟悉。”“哦”，那位农场主“嘘”了一口气，“我们这40天，也只下了2。5英寸（约63毫米）的雨。”